Mega-arborial In-situ Sculpture

That's what my people, basically New Hampshire Swamp Yankees, call what highfalutin' folks refer to as chainsaw carving. This is an unfinished porpoise, but it remained unfinished long enough that the wood developed a patina and I didn't want to get it two-tone by making fresh cuts and I rationalized that it was a little intentionally rough and abstract and also it's at a house that's no longer mine.